this website will be dedicated to my essays! im not very good at writing but i want to get better. i may make a lot of spelling mistakes, grammer mistakes, or puncuation mistakes but this is a learning experiance.
im writing all these essys to get better at writing. i dream of one day creating a book. i know that writing books and writing essays are two diffrent things, but i both find writing essays and books very difficult and if i cant write an essay than i can surly not write a book. i know that i have named this website "faiths horrible essays" but maybe one day when i feel confident enough i will start writing a book on here, little by little, ofcourse though.
my first essay is one that i wrote for english class and i got 100% on. i dont think it was very good. i think the only reason i was given a good grade was because i made her laugh. the essay is based of whether i could surive a sombie apocylapse ot not.
essay number one
I would die very quickly in a zombie apocalypse. Due to many factors I would not survive very long in a zombie apocalypse. First, because my defensive skills are bad. Secondly, I could never survive all by myself due to my horrible survival skills. Thirdly, I am mentally unwell and being alone when the world is in such bad condition would bring upon my downfall if the zombies didn't do it first. In conclusion, I doubt I would be able to survive a zombie apocalypse. First, I lack the defensive skills to survive in a zombie apocalypse. i think one of the major things that makes defending myself so hard is that i'm small, someone or something could easily push me down. Another thing I lack in the defense department is that I can't fight. physically i can't, i'm too weak. I believe my size has a part to play in this but mostly I'm just not very fit. Even if I could magically fight, I don't think it would make a very big difference. Considering in the best possible situation I would be far away from anything that is possessing a threat to me. And in the best possible situation where there is a threat I would be using a gun or a long distance weapon, but unfortunately my gun skills are bad. In conclusion, my defense skills are something to be laughed at. Second, I could not survive on my own due to my poor survival skills. In my personal opinion one of the most crucial parts of survival is being able to start a fire especially in the colder weather. Sadly, I can barely start a fire with a lighter so imagine me in the middle of nowhere, in the cold, without a lighter. I would surely die. Even if I somehow manage to start a fire, where would I find shelter? I can barely walk to my house without getting lost and you expect me to find shelter? Absolutely insane. Another thing that ties together with me being bad at finding things is my ability to find food and water. Now I would probably be able to find water, whether it is clean or not is a different story. Finding food on the other hand would be a difficult task. I'm assuming most stores have been raided or are covered roof to floor with zombies so I would have to look elsewhere. Where else is i have no idea. To summarize this paragraph, my survival skills would quickly lead to my death. Thirdly, I'm severely mentally ill. I can't even begin to imagine how it would feel to be isolated in a world with barely any humans and a whole bunch of zombies. No one to talk to and constantly fearing for my life. Not knowing where my next meal is coming from. I would most likely end up getting extremely sad. Being very sad for so long and feeling completely hopeless and completely consumed by fear would probably drive me insane. Feeling all these feelings and being insane for so long would probably lead to me killing myself. Even if I was able to survive with my poor mental health, I seriously doubt that I would mentally be able to kill a zombie. I mean they were once humans they had a life. They had loved ones of their own, had happy memories, had struggles of their own. There is no way to prove that zombies can't still remember who they were. They have just been completely consumed by the hunger to eat us. In general, my brain is more dangerous than any sort of brain eating monster could ever be. In conclusion I would not survive a zombie apocalypse due to many factors. Like the fact that I can't physically defend myself. I can't survive on my own because my survival skills are awful. And I think the most detrimental to my survival would be my own self because my metalheath is atrocious. I hope this essay showed you that in the event of a zombie apocalypse I would surely die.